Dear Mr. Murphy,
I cannot say that I admire you - I never will. Your law is quite possibly the most awful, though insightful, ever propounded. I hate you with my heart and soul, and if you had anything to do with the inner workings of this law, I will personally come after you - invent a time machine if it comes to that, and kill you. I plan to learn how to shoot very soon; in fact, I may be going to a shooting range on Monday, and I'm perfecting my Taekwondo kicks as we speak.
I was all set to go home this summer, and work in the Fall, but yesterday I got a phone call that changed it all. It may turn out for the best, but I will not give up on the chance to complain while I can.
Today is the day that I shall do the impossible. After my plans for yesterday exploded into iotas of nothingness, and I bombed an exam, slept through an appointment, slept for, as it happened, ten hours straight, I still plan to do the impossible.
And prove you wrong.
Sincerely,
Your Nemesis
dang .. u aint going home .. tht sucks !! really sorry ... tho, u can chill with us in the lrc .. we will be there!!
ReplyDeletethis is for the best of the AerOnion .. so u wont loose contact with the LRC, ur inspiration!! :P